- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

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