So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Knock knock. *Silence Knock knock *silence Knock knock *Silence KNOCK KNOCK. *Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

Your mums a potato

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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