- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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