A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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