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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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