Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

What's half of 8? o

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

my mind's eye?

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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