- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

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