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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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