do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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ever tried african food? they neither

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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Two Canadian men are sitting in a room. Man 1: Do you know what happens when you shoot a wolverine? Man 2: No. Man 1: It absorbs the bullets, duh. The second man proceeds to go outside with a gun. He returns in a few minutes. Man 1: What did you do with that gun? Man 2: I shot a wolverine. Man 1: What happened? Man 2: It fell over and died. I think you watch too much X-Men.

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I have magical powers. Try your best to not to follow these instructions: Ready? Go. You are now blinking your eyes. (strike 1) You are now breathing voluntary. (strike 2) You suddenly have an itch somewhere on your body. (strike 3) You lost. Thanks for playing my little game. Hope you enjoy thinking of a flying pink elephant with wings.

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

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Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

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mmm i love marble bumhole

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Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

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Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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