- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

Face...tastes like chicken!

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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