- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

A praying mantis is very graceful

Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

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