- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

Oh, go away

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

Baby Seal walks into a club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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