- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

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