- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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