Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

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The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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