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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

A baby seal walks into a club.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

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