- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

read this sentence again.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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