- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Obama = ebola

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Dead girls can't say no.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

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