- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

A man goes to the potty.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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