What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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Eric is gay Ha

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

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What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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