Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

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What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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