- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

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