What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What would u like to drink?

antonis sister is mighty fine

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

Why so serious ?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

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