I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

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A bar walks into a man and the man walks into a watermelon then the watermelon walks into a black guy then the black guy walks into a piece of fried chicken then the piece of fried chicken walks into a hotdog then the hotdog walks into a wall then the wall walks into a horse then the horse walks into a jar of mayonaise then the jar of mayonaise walks into a can then the can walks into the bar

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A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

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roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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