- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the fish get flushed down the drain? because it was dead

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down, and says, "Can I have a.........................beer?" The bartender asks, "Why the large pause?" The bear responds, "I have a speech impediment"

a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

Your mama so stupid She has a 3rd grade education

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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