- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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