- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

Whats brown a sticky, shit

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

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