- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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