- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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antonis sister is mighty fine

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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