- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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