An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

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anti-joke.ru - russian style

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

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Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

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a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

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"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

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why did the guy die? because he got hit by a train. lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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