some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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Q: are you gay? A: maybe

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knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

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This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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