A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

Know what's funny? Jokes.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

your mom gave me head.....phones

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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