How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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Major League Soccer

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

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Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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A pope meets another one

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what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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