- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

a man was shot.... he died

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??