What's worse than dieing? Not much.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Jovan

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

why did the girl cry because she was raped

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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