What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

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Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

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How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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