When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

France had one revolution

Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

why did the blue berry cross the road

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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