Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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