- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

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