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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

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