- Anti Joke

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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