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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

How does a black guy die? Unknown

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

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