- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

This is not a joke.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

What did the man with no head say to the women?

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

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