- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Face...the other white meat!

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

It was a beautiful day. Face.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

Faithful men.

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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