- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

A man walks into a bar, ouch!

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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