- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

There once was this guy and he fell down

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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