Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

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Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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