- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

taking out the trash... at night

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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