Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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