Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

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A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

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why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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Im about to rewrite History....... History

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A man and his young child walk into a clinic to get physical check-up. The man learns from the physicist he doesn't mater. His wife remarries and start having frequent sex and the child is scarred for life. This is irrelevant because both parents don't exist and this is all a constant delusion in an psychiatric hospital.

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a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

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Question:Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Answer:Because she had no arms or legs. Question:What did little Susie get for Christmas? Answer: a bike, and cancer Question: what did little Susie get next Christmas? Answer: nothing, she didn't live that long... Knock knock Who's there Not little Susie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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