What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

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Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

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i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

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Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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