Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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lol

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Beka has AIDS

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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Everybody will die

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whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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