- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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