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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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