- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Drew Knowles is gay

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

woman's lacrosse

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.