- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

What's worse that pooping in your pants having someone see it

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

why girl die cancer

why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

Drew Knowles is gay

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

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