Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

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I man walks into a bar. He orders a drink, takes around 13.5 minutes to drink it, then walks out. It takes him 10.7 minutes to walk home, 2.8 minutes less than he spent in the bar. When he is home, he decides to have a bath. 7.8 minutes into bathing, a radio plugged into an outlet near his tub falls into the water with him and he is killed. 29 miles away a woman sneezes twice.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

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Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

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Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

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What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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