- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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XD Jackass.

why did the black guy die? cancer

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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