- Anti Joke

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

Tall asians

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

your a vagina says you, your a booby

knock knock whos there? nobody

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.