- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

womens rights

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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