Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

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Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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