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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

why are black people so fast? because there black

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident