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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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