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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

YOU

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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