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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

all these jokes are horrible now

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

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