how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

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Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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