- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

whats hairy and crys your mom

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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