What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

A jew enters a mall.

Once upon a time a was born

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

You're a big fat monkey.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

can you pass the soap?

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