- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

whats hairy and crys your mom

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

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