- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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