- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Where's the soap?

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

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