- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

woman's rights

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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