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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

this website is a bad joke

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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