What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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alert('The Game')

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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Iif your reading this ur gay

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Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

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what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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