- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Do the roar!

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

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How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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