- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

I used to know what alzheimers was

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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