Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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