What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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Your so gay, that you like men!

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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