What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

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Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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A man walks into a vagina

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

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Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

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A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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