Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

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I'm Coming

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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it was all Tagart

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

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1+1=2

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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

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Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

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What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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