Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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hi charles lattuca III

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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WNBA

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Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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