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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

G:nock nock B:come in!

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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