Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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the sky is green no it is not

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tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

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How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

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Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

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How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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