- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

what is red and smells like paint red paint

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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