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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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