- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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