- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Dwight Howard

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Cripples are lame.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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