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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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