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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Why so serious ?

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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