- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

Roses are red, violets are blue, grass is green, sky is blue, dirt is brown, fire is orange, water is transparent, powder is white

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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