- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

Knock knock Who's there Evan Evan who Evans erectile area is largo with Sarah plains pudding

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

your face is kinda funny

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

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