- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

I know 7 facts about you: 1. You're reading this. 2. You hate this overused shit. 3. You may think I will skip a number. 5. And you hate me much more. 6. You have seen porn. 7. You want me to kill myself. I am just gonna go suicide.

Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

Roses are red, violets are blue, grass is green, sky is blue, dirt is brown, fire is orange, water is transparent, powder is white

Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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