- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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