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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

LeBron in the fourth quarter

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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