Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

A storm be brewin!

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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