What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

a

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Women's rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...