What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

you give like i give lomain

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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