What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

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What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

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why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

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Neither have I

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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