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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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