- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

Cheese

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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