- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Jake did Why did Isaac cross the road? Because mum told him not to Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Maya was there

What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

Whats black and can run fast? a panther.... racist

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

What's big and purple? Barney

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

A pope meets another one

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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