- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

your mama's so fat... that's it

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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