Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

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Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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