Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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autistic kids rock

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Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

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How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

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What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

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You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

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why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

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what did the black women name her child jamaal

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Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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