Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

womens rights.

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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