Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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Your face is hilarious.

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-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

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What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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Anti Joke

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