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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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