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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

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a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

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What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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what do you call a black guy african american

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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