- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

how much fish could a chicken

Get up Look in the mirror

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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