- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

hey hey apple

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

Beka has AIDS

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

A lot eh?

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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