I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you're happy and you know it get a life

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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What comes after 69? 70

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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