- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

cory is gay

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

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