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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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Oh, go away

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every cloud has a silver lining

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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