- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

knock knock who's there? your destiny

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

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