- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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