Bryson got a concussion...he died

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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