- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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