A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Camerons hair is Curly..

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

whats 2+2? 4

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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