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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

whats up and also down? your mum

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

salad days!

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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