- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

I was watching Fox news.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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