- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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