- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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