- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

Urban ghettos

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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