- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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