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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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