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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

human centipede

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

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