Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

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What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

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Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

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Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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Whats green? The color green.

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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http://media.photobucket.com/image/whale%20penis/marcus1v0/whale_penis2.jpg

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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