There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

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There are 3 people in a car, shit, manners, and asshole. They are driving and shit falls out. They pull over and manners gets out to help shit. Then a cop comes and pulls them over. The cop ask asshole what his name is. He said asshole. The cop said what. Then asshole said asshole. Then the cop says where are your manners. Asshole said over their picking up shit.

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a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

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A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

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What did the cat say to the bird? Nothing. It's a cat.

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What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

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Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

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What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

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Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

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Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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