Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

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i have alzheimer's, so i forgot the punchline to this joke

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Knock knock Get off my porch homo

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What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

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A bishop died and went to heaven. At the Pearly gates he sees Saint Peter , so he says to Peter "All my life I've been a committed Christian, but I just before I died I was tempted by a woman of ill repute". Saint Peter says "This is just an illusion, your dying brain is merely conjuring up images based on your presuppositions of an 'afterlife'. You have about three seconds left"

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why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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