a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

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White NBA players.

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no

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

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Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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