whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

You tell me. I have amnesia.

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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