pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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