- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

Dead girls can't say no.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

A man walked into a bar owch

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Oh s***

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Camerons hair is Curly..

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

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