- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Good job, son.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

here's a joke... the american education society

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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