- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are hurricanes named after women? I don't know I was asking you

Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Getting your balls chopped off by a maniac on LSD.

how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face" To which the horse replies by trampling him to death for making rude remarks about his face.

What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

An man walks to a bra

once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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