- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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