"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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