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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Whose your daddy? Not me

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

roses are red violets are blue they really are

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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