- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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