What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

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Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

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You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

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roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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God is the English name given to a singular being in theistic and deistic religions who is either the sole deity in monotheism, or a single deity in polytheism. He (I use the term 'He' as it is the most common conception) is said to be omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent, and omnibenevolent. I highly doubt he will give you lemons.

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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