- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

Andoni was here

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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