- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

a man makes a bad joke

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

knock knock Goodbye

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

Who wants water? I do.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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