Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Golf.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

This is not funny.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

Hello

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Knock Knock Who's there

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Anti Joke

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