What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

angelo snyder is not ga

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Eric is gay Ha

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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