- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

Adam Chebali is awesome

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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