What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Male leadership.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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