- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? No one knows.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

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