Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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