- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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