What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

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Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

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My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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What is white and long? A New York winter

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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