- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

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