Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

angelo snyder is not ga

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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