Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

What's funny? Women's rights.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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