- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

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