- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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A cat playing laser tag.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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