- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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