why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

Please ignore this statement.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

I'm Polish.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

antonis sister is mighty fine

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

penis. nuff said.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

Beka has AIDS

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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