- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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