- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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