Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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A storm be brewin!

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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